Monthly Archives: September 2012

“Funny” Visitor

People ask me if I do have a magnet field to CRAZY people with stupidy questions. My answer is: HELLS YEAH!!!!! Doesn’t matter where I work, the Crazy people always comes straight to me.

One day while doing Volunteer work at the British Museum a visitor asked:

Visitor: Can you help me some directions please?

Me: Off course, How can I help you?

Visitor: Do you know how to get to that building that looks like a dildo?

Me (in total disbelieve): Do you mean to Gerkin?

Visitor: If is the one that looks like a dildo yes….

 

WHERE THIS PEOPLE COMES FROM???? And WHY THE ALWAYS FIND ME???? I will post a story a day about those encounters. Believe me….I have LOTS!!!

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.’. Visitor Question – chapter 1 .’.

Inside the Queens Gallery at the Leonardo do Vinci exhibition, visitor comes to me and ask:

Visitor: Who is Leonardo da Vinci?

Me: He was an Italian artist, an inventor and I even dare to say a cientist.

Visitor: Where does he lives now? Where can I meet him?

Me: Unfortunetly he passed away in 1519.

Visitor: So I can’t meet him?

Me: No. He is dead.

Visitor: And I can’t meet him?

Me: NO!!!!

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